Sunday, May 07, 2006
Alternative Fuel Solution. Bam!
Our President recently pointed out our "addiction to oil" and it got me thinking. It got me thinking about ethanol, among other things. Alternative fuels, you know. Clean burning stuff.
Well hold onto your hats, America. Get ready for a paradigm shift. I'm designing the world's first:
STEM-CELL POWERED CAR.
Think about it. A car that runs on stem cells. It's a living, breathing automobile! It can repair itself! Eventually, if you need to get anywhere, feed it a ham sandwich. It also likes Doritos, I imagine. The point is, we need to align our own nutritional needs with those of our car.
The shame of it is, I don't get royalties for these ideas.
Well hold onto your hats, America. Get ready for a paradigm shift. I'm designing the world's first:
STEM-CELL POWERED CAR.
Think about it. A car that runs on stem cells. It's a living, breathing automobile! It can repair itself! Eventually, if you need to get anywhere, feed it a ham sandwich. It also likes Doritos, I imagine. The point is, we need to align our own nutritional needs with those of our car.
The shame of it is, I don't get royalties for these ideas.
# posted by Dr. Gloom @ 3:36 AM 
