Dr. Gloom

Man, this Iraq thing sucks. And the Hurricane Katrina response was dismal. Now we have Dick Cheney shooting an attorney, plus Dubai potentially taking over several East Coast and Southern ports in the U.S. Afghanistan is all right, I guess, with the trusty Hamid Karzai at the helm. Karzai seems like a Muslim we can trust, unlike, for instance, bin Laden. I'm not a big fan of organized religion as such, but I do believe strongly in personal faith. So you go for it, Muslims!

Just don't kill anyone, please.